Sous and Master Chef's Blog

9/11 Conspiracy Theory

thechefs — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:55:33 +0000

The Durka perspective, We know a Gudi who knows a Cudi that was at the Pudi at the time of the Judi Budi.

Translation. :: Gudi’s moms best friend was at the Pentagon during the 9/11 attacks and made attempts to call Gudis mom but when Gudi picked up the phone no one answered back. Her mom tried calling back for hours but her phone was off. Of course they thought the worst so the house was filled with hysteria and panic. When finally they receive a call. She told them there was an attack. In the midst of the events that went on at the Pentagon that day she never seen the plane. Which, of course, didn’t make any sense to them. How could she miss something that size while exiting the area. She explained that when the plane hit men dressed in all black burst in to evacuate the people inside. She also said they wouldn’t allow her to call anyone until they got all the information she, and everyone else, had on what was seen. They turned on a machine to eliminate cell phone service. No one could dial out and no one could receive calls. Once everyone was questioned they were all asked to keep quiet about the things they had seen that day.

The Sous perspective, We know a Dudi that had a Mudi that made him stay in the Budi on the Judi Budi

Translation. :: Sous Chef didn’t even find out at school, his dad picked him up and said “OHH the terrorists are coming!!” That day he packed peanut butter and jelly but Ice put too much jelly and it was soggy as shit. So that day he was stuck in Dads basement eating nasty peanut butter and jelly.

The Master Chef perspective, We know a Fudi that was at Sudi when the Pudi was hit with a Judi Budi.

Translation. :: Fudi was in class when those tragic events took place. Her principal came on the television to the schools channel and explained that we have just been attacked by what was believed to be a terrorist group that flew an airplane into both the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. He said everyone should remain calm while they tried to find out more information. A few children were taken from class and sent home. Fudi then began to explain that its a ridiculous request to ask us to stay calm seeing as we’ve just been attacked by suicidal religious freaks with some psychotic belief that 72 virgins were waiting on the other side. How could we be asked to stay calm at a time like this? Her mom was supposed to be at the Pentagon that morning and as far as she knew was there when it happened. The teacher then assured her that if her mom had been injured the school would have been notified of this. So Fudi started to calm down a little but there was still the fact that we still weren’t sure of the whereabouts of the terrorists. The school let the students leave early that day and no school the next. When Fudi arrived at her bus stop her mother was waiting there for her. Her mother explained that she received a call as she was arriving at the Pentagon telling her the meeting she was attending had been cancelled. So, she turned around and headed back to her building and when she arrived there she felt something like an earthquake and heard a loud noise. Thats when they found out the Pentagon had been attacked.

Here are a few facts that lead us to believe the 9/11 attacks were never really terrorist attacks, but they were lead by our very own Government:

1. Secret Service would have came in and pulled EXPresident Bush to safety if there were any real danger, but it took them over 30 minutes to scoop him away.

2. The World Trade Center is the first Steel high-rise building to ever be taken down by a fire. And I’m very positive that there have been buildings very similar that have taken a worse beating.

3. The plane that hit the Pentagon hit on the West Wing, but all the important people are in the East Wing. Osama Bin Laden, who has worked with our CIA and FBI many times in the past, he should surely know where everyone is located.

When news casters get on your television to commemorate 9/11 and the brave firefighters that put their lives on the line to save all those people. You never hear survivor stories, because the government tried to cover it up. They want everyone to be afraid so that we all stay in line and they are willing to do anything to keep things that way. They started this war in the Middle-East for their own selfish benefit. This entire thing is a blood war and our government is leading it.

More Sous Chef and Rizbef

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:51:54 +0000

Oh Herro.

Its Friday and Rizbef is at Sous Chefs which makes this all the more cool because Rizbef is only at Sous Chefs from Sunday to Thursday.

We prayed Haro 2 with Dad and he quit because hes horrible.

Now Sopranos.

Paulie Walnuts.

We will be moving our wonderful blogging over to a wordpress account that we have yet to make so preeze dont be surprised when you see no more blogs.

Michael to Rizbef “Change this picture.”

Rizbef to Michael “Okay.”

Aj looks all types of CRAZY.

ANTHONY SOPRANO IS IN THE MEXICAN.
With Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt.

Yesh.

It has been confirmed that Anthony Soprano is a bad ass and his accent is real.

BENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Benny is the newest addition to our lives.
He’s a robo dwarf hamster.
They are the smallest hamster to be kept as a pet. EVER.
We love him..you should too.

BENNY!!!!

Janice coming soon to a cage near Benny.

BENNY!!!!!!

Benny count: 28
(Benny count is the actual number of times Rizbef and Sous Chef say Benny!!! while making this blog)

Phil Leotardo.

MELLEN!!!

Banana Car

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:48:11 +0000

So Treasure, Shade, and I were on a quest to Greenbriar earlier today and Treasure insisted that she be our entertainment while traveling. On our way there the weather was trechorous and cold. The winds were heavy and cold, and the temperature was so low I could feel my skin beginning to become frost bitten. We arrived and I crept into CVS and put in my perscription and bought my cigarettes. I was super upset because they only had the soft packs and the cigarettes alwats get crushed in those so i couldnt put them in my purse. When I was done me and Treasure waited for a very sneaky Shade who made a very tasty dinner btw. As Michael says “it was guddaa.” When he arrived we began our journey back to the house. Then all of a sudden Treasure attacks me full force and yells “BANANA CAR!!” Then we kept walking and she does the same to Shade. So Treasure then tells us that it’s a game where everytime you see a yellow car you strike someone near you and yell out “BANANA CAR!!!” Shade and I then devise a plan against her. We decided blue cars are the most common so everytime we see a blue car we would attack and yell “BLUEBERRY CAR!!!!!!!” This quickly ended Treasures schemes. Sous Chef and Jordan then decide to stop by for dinner and to collect me. When I got to Michaels I said hello to dad who was strangely not as excited to see me today. Then I explained the Banana Car game to Michael, Jordan, and Gabe. Gabe asks what you should do if you have a yellow car. I explained that you should be prepared to get hit a lot or be ready and start punching people..it could go either way. Gabe thinks the best idea would be to just be like “Yo dawg…come over with me to my car…” I think he’s correct.

The End

Epic News

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:46:28 +0000

Sous chef and I have just been the participants of the most epic and obscure event ever to happen in this lifetime…
While at my house michael ate a tagalong and the salmonila in the peanut butter started to overtake his stomach. So while I was showering he took a very massive shit in treasures bathroom. So I get out of the shower and we get back to michaels. Michael went directly to the toilet and couldn’t do anything. We then head to dads bathroom where we begin smoking a cigarette. Michael stops, hands me his cigarette, and pronounces he now has to take a shit. I wait in dads bathroom while he goes to his. While taking his shit he realizes there is no toilet paper!!! So he pulls up his pants, runs to grab the toilet paper, and goes back to the toilet. Then suddenly he’s cured! So he comes back to dads bathroom and we smoke another cigarette. We then decide michael must have lost a ton of weight because he just took the two biggest shits of his life and I must have gained a ton of weight because of the rediculous amount of taco bell and mcdonalds that I ate the previous night. Michael gets on the scale and weighs 130 with shoes. I get on the scale and weigh 129.4 with cigarette. Michael then says we probably weigh about the same with cigarette so he takes off his jacket and shoes and steps on the scale with cigarette and he weighs… 129.4!!!!!!!!!!!!! Epic.

Epic Music List

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:44:59 +0000

The most epicly under-estimated music ever made::

“The Whole World”, “So Fresh So Clean”, “Ms. Jackson”, “ATLiens” -Outkast

“Universal Mind Control” -Common

“See You Again” -Miley Cyrus

“Wake It Up” -E-40 ft. Akon

“I Guess Thats Why They Call It The Blues”, “Tiny Dancer”, “Rocket Man”, “The Way You Look Tonight” -Elton John

“When A Man Loves A Woman” -Percy Sledge

Epic Battles of The Evening

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:41:35 +0000

Treasure, Jordan, Gina, and Riz- boop battle
Riz and Gina- boop battle II
Riz and Sandellas Flatbread- Riz won
Michael and whomever he deems worthy- still in the making

The Mikes in a bad mood blog

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:38:47 +0000

Michael doesnt feel like talking so hes going to narrarate through me.
And Avatar just ended so treasure has to change the disc.
You know who’s gross?
Bear with wide cave.
Michael almost went to see her today.
He almost went crazy.

Michael wants some cactus juice.
Yes I do actually.

Where in the world is Amber Bellamy?
I can quote Michael on this tell that bitch to stop Carmen Sandiegoing it and get a phone.

If You Don’t Like Home Depot Don’t Take One

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:36:14 +0000

The Adventures of Sous Chef and Ratifahhhh..
Or have ADD…
Do you wanna see Gabe looking like Eddie Murphey?
Do ya? Do ya?
Well remember if you get hungry go in the kitchen cuz theres always pie
Liz has returned to the cave tis warmer with the Quince in the cavern.
We need a bed muzzle ASAP.
Who out there can answer our call?

Prance Zuko.

liz: i think i almost might kick you. (to jordan)
jordan: *bewildered*
liz: my nerve on my knee! your head is on it.
the situation was soon resolved.

Hypothetical Feud

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:32:42 +0000

Hypothetical Feud

LizBray tried to turn all the bedsfolk against me with the volume on the television. long story short, we had a little dissagreement about the volume on the tv. shes wrong im right.

Michael swore i tried to turn all the bedsfolk against him but i wasn’t i just like the numbers with zero or five after them when it comes to television volume. The bedsfolk werent even really paying attention to this abrubt and completely irrelevent argument between us.

Lizbray is trying to confuse you all with her propaganda and dirty gypsy lies! the bedsfolk, gabe and quince, heard the whole thing. damn you.

Michael is right about one thing they did hear everything and they liked my tv volume best.

Lizbray is telling the truth, the part she left out was the BACKSTABBING and BETRAYAL!

Well i suceeded in popping one of Michaels blood vessels.

and if i really wanted to i could make Lizbray laugh hard enough to piss her pants right now….but i just cleaned my sheets today!

Yeah well Michael I won this feud we listened to the volume on 45 so all i have to say is suk my butt.

Lizbray, no i will not fix your typo. sukkkkk! this feud is far from over! and i know you are in league with OPRAH!

BLASPHEMY!!! I never even watched her show all the way through. And i only attempted once!!

INFIDEL!!!!

poke.

Liz and Michaels Christmas Gram

thechefs — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:27:09 +0000

Please allow us to introduce ourselves.

You are now reading the awesome Christmas Gram from LizBray and Michael Interdonato.

Yes I meant to make it one word so shoosh yo face.

Topic 1

I. Peanut Butter and Fish Oil

The newest and most incredible break through theory about the evil and sinister “Oprah”:

We have found a way to kill her. Everytime she sees food she must consume it. Sort of like the frog eats the fly. So we will feed her until she explodes and steal her golden toilet.

Topic 2

I. Wegmans

You can now visit Wegmans until midnight for all your brownie needs.